What movies have not aged well?

Live and Let Die

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

— we are metamorphosing!

Goldfinger

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Dr No

Do Flat Earthers exist today? If so, where do they live?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”Ah so!”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

If Russia needs the resources to fund the war in Ukraine, why doesn’t it throw open its doors to visa free western tourism? Enough people would be interested, & it would start to get some hard currency as €, CHF, £, SEK, $, JPY in the tills at shops.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Moonraker

My wife has a bunch of really attractive friends, and she expects me to never say anything to her about how beautiful they are. Does this seem fair? I love my wife, and just commenting shouldn’t hurt anything, right?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-All the bad guys are black.

A View to a Kill

Final Fantasy 16 runs at 720p on Xbox Series X in performance mode - Video Games Chronicle

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Diamonds Are Forever

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

What are some signs that a therapist may have poor boundaries with their clients?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

From Russia With Love

Octopussy

What is truer than that which is true?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

What was your first trans experience like?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

California schools are very liberal. Do you think California schools are teaching students to hate Republican views (views on: God, guns, prayer, secure borders, etc.)?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

You Only Live Twice

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

How did Madri, mother of Nakula and Sahadeva die?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-J W Pepper

Has anyone ever made you take off your shirt?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”She is very sexyful!”

Is there a band whose members have been present for every one of their concerts?